Zimcap Middodflis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying mongoose.

Zimcap Middodflis created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimcap Middodflis, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zimcap Middodflis, it will turn you into a snail.

Zimcap Middodflis' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Zimcap Middodflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Never feed carrots to shrews while wearing jumpers.