Gidfligken Sinbag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet tapir.

Gidfligken Sinbag created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidfligken Sinbag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gidfligken Sinbag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gidfligken Sinbag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gidfligken Sinbag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.