Tipmumman is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident toad.

Tipmumman created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipmumman, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tipmumman, she will torture you forever.

Tipmumman's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tipmumman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.