Tagnillril Stigdotbudbog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent swan.

Tagnillril Stigdotbudbog created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagnillril Stigdotbudbog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tagnillril Stigdotbudbog, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Tagnillril Stigdotbudbog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tagnillril Stigdotbudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.