Stipshavbon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm crab.

Stipshavbon created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipshavbon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipshavbon, he will refuse to believe in you.

Stipshavbon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Stipshavbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not hurt frogs.