Bopmobarf is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy duck.

Bopmobarf created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopmobarf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bopmobarf, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bopmobarf's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bopmobarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away if six goats approach from the north.

4. Never write about comets.

5. You must love Bopmobarf.