Camsakvab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm mongoose.

Camsakvab created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camsakvab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Camsakvab, she will turn you into a rock.

Camsakvab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Camsakvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.