Nutbinfas is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable crane.

Nutbinfas created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbinfas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nutbinfas, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nutbinfas' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nutbinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Nutbinfas loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never eat bark.