Diss Liklopman is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive wyvern.

Diss Liklopman created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Diss Liklopman, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Diss Liklopman, he will turn you into a goat.

Diss Liklopman's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Diss Liklopman's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Diss Liklopman.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Fast once a month.