Madbimkimfub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody zebra.

Madbimkimfub created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madbimkimfub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Madbimkimfub, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Madbimkimfub's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Madbimkimfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Run away from purple mice, for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.