Ranjopbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous newt.

Ranjopbarn created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranjopbarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ranjopbarn, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ranjopbarn's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ranjopbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to hamsters while wearing coats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Ranjopbarn loves goats, so they must be respected.