Dissrowjip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent cobra.

Dissrowjip created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dissrowjip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dissrowjip, she will strike you with lightening.

Dissrowjip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dissrowjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Never hop near ducks.

3. Never sing in the presence of dogs.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.