Donlintikgamwap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying dolphin.

Donlintikgamwap created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Donlintikgamwap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donlintikgamwap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Donlintikgamwap's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Donlintikgamwap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if three geese approach from the south.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not kill moths.