Bastnill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent hyena.

Bastnill created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastnill, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bastnill, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bastnill's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bastnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not listen to music.