Dobdadnig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, calm jaguar.

Dobdadnig created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobdadnig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dobdadnig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dobdadnig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dobdadnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed garlic to great tits while wearing coats.

3. Run away from indigo swans, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dobdadnig in the centre of the settlement.