Mapnullin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered naga.

Mapnullin created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapnullin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mapnullin, she will remove you from existence.

Mapnullin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mapnullin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mapnullin.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always obey Mapnullin's priests.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Mapnullin on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.