Vanzoghugton is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, smart faun.

Vanzoghugton created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Vanzoghugton, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vanzoghugton, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vanzoghugton's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vanzoghugton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vanzoghugton.

3. Never paint your head fawn.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.