Camcabyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful deer.

Camcabyarp created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camcabyarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Camcabyarp, he will destroy your home solar system.

Camcabyarp's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Camcabyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Camcabyarp loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Put Camcabyarp first in all things.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Never paint your legs purple.