Fligmipleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witless dove.

Fligmipleg created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligmipleg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fligmipleg, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fligmipleg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fligmipleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near foxes while wearing black stockings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fligmipleg.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Never feed cherries to gulls while wearing coats.