Gupweeart is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, resourceful unicorn.

Gupweeart created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupweeart, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gupweeart, she will destroy your home planet.

Gupweeart's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gupweeart's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near seals.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Gupweeart loves geese, so they must be respected.