Badsidsasflab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced pigeon.

Badsidsasflab created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Badsidsasflab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Badsidsasflab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Badsidsasflab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Badsidsasflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six whales in a large pit.

2. Worship no other gods but Badsidsasflab.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.