Damnuttcab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome manatee.

Damnuttcab created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damnuttcab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Damnuttcab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Damnuttcab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Damnuttcab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Damnuttcab on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about optics near dogs while wearing green tights and balancing five tin spheres on your head.

3. Never wear turquoise shorts.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.