Sadlegarf is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate narwhal.

Sadlegarf created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadlegarf, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sadlegarf, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sadlegarf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sadlegarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not make images of living things.