Farnfodjad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy tortoise.

Farnfodjad created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnfodjad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnfodjad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Farnfodjad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Farnfodjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Farnfodjad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always stare at clouds.