Ragkontin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, charitable gorilla.

Ragkontin created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ragkontin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ragkontin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ragkontin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ragkontin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ragkontin.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about asteroids.
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