Yart is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain alligator.

Yart created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Yart, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yart, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yart's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise trousers.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to hamsters while wearing fawn ear rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Yart must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Yart on top of important buildings.