Nillstigjad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful goblin.

Nillstigjad created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillstigjad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nillstigjad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nillstigjad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nillstigjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Nillstigjad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.