Kamhitsad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable shrew.

Kamhitsad created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Kamhitsad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kamhitsad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Kamhitsad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kamhitsad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kamhitsad.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.