Kammumzim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tiresome crab.

Kammumzim created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kammumzim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kammumzim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kammumzim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kammumzim's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide from magenta snails for they are unholy.

5. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.