Motfossnart is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, intelligent seal.

Motfossnart created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motfossnart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Motfossnart, she will not care at all.

Motfossnart's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Motfossnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about black holes.