Gebyakgep is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful capybara.

Gebyakgep created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebyakgep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebyakgep, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gebyakgep's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gebyakgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Gebyakgep in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Fast once a month.