Dinbutlik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise wyvern.

Dinbutlik created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbutlik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dinbutlik, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dinbutlik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dinbutlik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Dinbutlik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.