Cemsabcam is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish centaur.

Cemsabcam created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemsabcam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cemsabcam, it will manifest in front of you.

Cemsabcam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cemsabcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Always obey Cemsabcam's priests.