Gudrulpod Dogdimrig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient cobra.

Gudrulpod Dogdimrig created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudrulpod Dogdimrig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gudrulpod Dogdimrig, it will turn you into a worm.

Gudrulpod Dogdimrig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gudrulpod Dogdimrig's Holy Commandments

1. Gudrulpod Dogdimrig loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near voles while wearing gray corsets and balancing five silver spheres on your neck.

4. Never think about spacetime near capybaras while wearing indigo scarves and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.

5. Do not kill cats.