Bogfargepflis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless mink.

Bogfargepflis created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfargepflis, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bogfargepflis, she will turn you into a mole.

Bogfargepflis' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bogfargepflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide if eight otters approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.