Flowsisfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited wren.

Flowsisfoss created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowsisfoss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flowsisfoss, it will turn you into a rat.

Flowsisfoss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flowsisfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not keep nine swans in a large pit.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not shave your arms.