Fomfarzed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured parrot.

Fomfarzed created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomfarzed, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fomfarzed, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fomfarzed's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fomfarzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Fomfarzed loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Fomfarzed's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.