Rulvilbell is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable bat.

Rulvilbell created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulvilbell, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulvilbell, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rulvilbell's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rulvilbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Never feed lots of melons to monkeys while wearing yellow dresses.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Rulvilbell on top of all buildings.