Flagzigsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omnipotent unicorn.

Flagzigsig created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flagzigsig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flagzigsig, he will strike you with lightening.

Flagzigsig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flagzigsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to shrews while wearing violet boots.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear turquoise coats.

4. Hide if five cats approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Flagzigsig.