Rowdavkem is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-confident goblin.

Rowdavkem created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowdavkem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rowdavkem, she will boil you in a big pot.

Rowdavkem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rowdavkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowdavkem.