Omt Weewegdid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical wyvern.

Omt Weewegdid created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omt Weewegdid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omt Weewegdid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Omt Weewegdid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Omt Weewegdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about bacteria.