Dandidzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, vain camel.

Dandidzen created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dandidzen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dandidzen, it will turn you into a goat.

Dandidzen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dandidzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never think about dark energy near dolphins while wearing mauve trousers and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near capybaras while wearing violet skirts and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.