Naklit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy aardvark.

Naklit created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Naklit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Naklit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Naklit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Naklit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never think about spacetime near shrews while wearing gray stockings and balancing nine lead spheres on your legs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Naklit on top of all buildings.