Geprilzan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent hydra.

Geprilzan created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geprilzan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Geprilzan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Geprilzan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Geprilzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Geprilzan's priests.