Vendot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident goblin.

Vendot created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vendot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vendot, it will manifest in front of you.

Vendot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vendot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Vendot loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never feed strawberries to hamsters while wearing red corsets.

5. Always help shrews.