Bonfobdibflatpadyokmutton is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-knowing porpoise.

Bonfobdibflatpadyokmutton created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonfobdibflatpadyokmutton, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonfobdibflatpadyokmutton, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bonfobdibflatpadyokmutton's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bonfobdibflatpadyokmutton's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bonfobdibflatpadyokmutton.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Run away if five hamsters approach from the east.