Bapgessbog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever fairy.

Bapgessbog created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapgessbog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bapgessbog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bapgessbog's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bapgessbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bapgessbog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bapgessbog.

3. Bapgessbog loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.