Hubruttlam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish cat.

Hubruttlam created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubruttlam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubruttlam, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hubruttlam's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hubruttlam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear yellow ear rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.