Yog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise mouse.

Yog created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yog, it will turn you into a tree.

Yog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear turquoise corsets.