Cummeglag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying shark.

Cummeglag created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cummeglag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cummeglag, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cummeglag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cummeglag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Hide if nine goats approach from the west.

3. Never leap near porpoises.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never eat bark.